Dear Candidate Huckabee (and family), No one wants you in the White House. You let a man out of jail because he pretended to be a Christian, and he killed a bunch of policemen. You lie about everything from your weight loss surgery to the cross in your Christmas ad. You adore the sound of your own voice. And when your son Slim, there, committed a heinous crime*, you pardoned him so he would never receive deserved punishment.
*And considering that Junior's crime was to torture a puppy in front of a Boy Scout troop and then hang the pooch to death after, it's kind of not too cool the way you are forcing your own dog into this photo.