[Publius]

There is a special place in heaven for those who spare fine pianos from destruction.

If you listened to the Beethoven septet, you're probably still humming one of the themes from the scherzo movement.

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I am looking forward to “My special place in heaven”.

I have a choice between the “special place in heaven for those who spare fine pianos from destruction”,

The “special place in heaven for those who play gospel music for bikers”,

or

the “special place in heaven for those who have to physical wrest ipads out of the hands of screaming children for a half-hour piano lesson”.