To: ISIS Command Headquarters/Bunker Compound
From: Spodefly
Dear Sir/Madam:
You will get more bang for your terrorist buck if you stay out of the South.
Regards,
PS: We suggest Hollywood and New York City, the media centers are there and you will get far more coverage. Did we mention they’re gun free zones?
Yep...we’re more inclined to shoot their mujaheddin asses than those in DC would. I’m waiting for the poor, misunderstood freedom fighters crowd to pipe up.
Looks like I’ll need to purchase my personal weapons sooner rather than later. Texas has long been infiltrated but that’s ok, we’ll take care of ourselves.