The Sex Offender Registry will be the next to go.
Of course not. They'll just change who goes on it. Such as anyone who tries to keep a predatory pederast off his son, anybody who says "boo" to a lesbian Girl Scout cruiser, or anyone who orates against homosexuality, bestialism, pederasty, pedophilia, incest, or chandelier-swinging profligacy generally. Anyone like Paul of Tarsus, for example, or St. Jude the Obscure, or the High God of Israel, Ontos-On, First Cause, and Pantocrator, Jehovah the God of Abraham. They'll slap Him in the wagon and give Him a rough ride all the way to the precinct house, for slackmouthing against the Sodomites and slandering the Practices of Egypt.
The Sex Offender Registry will be the next to go.
I was thinking only heterosexuals will be the only “sexual offenders” in the future.