The more I see of the winning entry ("That's why I draw you"), the more I see it as the perfect entry in a free-speech themed mohammed cartoon contest. I would like to see the other entries, though. Maybe some of them would answer your desire for rude and funny.
I hate vulgar, crude and filthy jokes. I was raised by Hollywood comedy writers and they loathed that type of comedy. But I’d love to see all the art. Maybe Pam put them up on Atlas Shrugged.