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From Cartoon Chubster To Handsome Hipster: McDonald's Revamps Hamburglar
NPR ^ | May 7, 2015 | Maria Godoy

Posted on 05/08/2015 10:29:16 AM PDT by YourAdHere

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The Hamburglar is now a hipster doofus.
1 posted on 05/08/2015 10:29:16 AM PDT by YourAdHere
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I figured he would be black.


2 posted on 05/08/2015 10:30:49 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Isn't it funny that Socialists never want to share their own money?)
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I figured he would be gay.


3 posted on 05/08/2015 10:31:32 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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Turdburglar is more like it.


4 posted on 05/08/2015 10:31:51 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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“I figured he would be black.”

Yes...but is he gender-fluid?


5 posted on 05/08/2015 10:32:23 AM PDT by moovova
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They’d be called racists for making the Burgler black!.,....


6 posted on 05/08/2015 10:32:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: YourAdHere

Are they trying to turn off even more of their customers?


7 posted on 05/08/2015 10:32:52 AM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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Looks like the Green Hornet.............where's Kato?...................

8 posted on 05/08/2015 10:33:26 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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“...a suburban Dad.”

Well, at least he is straight....maybe.


9 posted on 05/08/2015 10:33:27 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Some of the comments after the article are hilarious. It makes me think that not all of NPR’s audience are brain-dead lefties.


10 posted on 05/08/2015 10:33:30 AM PDT by YourAdHere (It's Hillary's turn (to testify))
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Here's his picture:

I think he'd be more at home raiding a sausage-fest.

11 posted on 05/08/2015 10:33:41 AM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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I figured he’d be shot by a cop while stealing said hamburger.


12 posted on 05/08/2015 10:33:42 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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The new Grimace will be a lesbian


13 posted on 05/08/2015 10:34:12 AM PDT by Sybeck1
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where's Kato?...................

He owns the restaurant.

14 posted on 05/08/2015 10:34:27 AM PDT by YourAdHere (It's Hillary's turn (to testify))
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The Shake Shack sounds like a place in Old Downtown that rents single rooms by the hour.


15 posted on 05/08/2015 10:36:23 AM PDT by lee martell (The sa)
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I had one of those Sirloin Third Pound Burgers. I liked it a lot. It’s a good change to the menu and despite all the 5 guys, in and outs, etc,,, it sure will be nice to find at some nowhere random exit in west Texas, or in some place that has a subway inside a convenience store, and a McDonalds, and little else.

I wish they would use that meat patty to update the Big Mac.


16 posted on 05/08/2015 10:37:21 AM PDT by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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Well, if we have to go retro, I say bring back The Frito Bandito! Ole!


17 posted on 05/08/2015 10:38:15 AM PDT by lee martell (The sa)
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I had an idea once for a hamburger chain.

Make your own burger!
You get the patty from the clerk in a sanitary container, then you proceed to a salad bar type set up where you get different types of buns and the makings of the burger, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, etc., and put whatever you want on it in however much.
.......


18 posted on 05/08/2015 10:38:28 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: YourAdHere

Is he a thug?


19 posted on 05/08/2015 10:38:41 AM PDT by frithguild (The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
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where's Kato?

"Dealing" with Ronald M.

20 posted on 05/08/2015 10:38:46 AM PDT by skeeter
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