Then sends axlegrease over to engineer the election to put in a muslim that agreed to institute sharia law in the north and repeal laws outlawing homosexuality in the south.
Whoa. So much for #Bring back our girls.
There is so much more to this. It's a Must-read, but you have to read the whole article to the end. It has a couple of shocking twists-much more here than just a great story about a bunch of older guys taking it to BH/ISIS.