[Don Corleone]

‘Strategy to defeat Islamic State is working,’ US Department of Defense claims

Also, we are increasing the chocolate ration again, even though we are still at war with EastAsia. Tractor production has exceeded quotas for the fifth straight year. Praise be to Big Brother.

[spokeshave]

Also, we are increasing the chocolate ration again"...and in the interests of Hygiene (for the children)...all chocolate bars will be double wrapped in waxed cardboard and aluminum foil

....and to further enhance efficiency and productivity of the State Chocolate Factory....weighing will occur at the end of the production run...including all wrappers and safety labels.