“Might I suggest an iPod with noise cancelling headphones, just for your own sanity, then?”
You are suggesting that he break the law and endanger himself and others just so some wantabe outlaw can make an ass of himself?
Okay, that’s it.
You’ve totally derailed.
It is not illegal to own/operate an iPod or noise cancelling headphones, anywhere on earth.
You need to rest.
Truly.