George Clooney’s Global Warming Shaming

thedailybeast.com ^ | 5/24/2015 | Kevin Fallon

[rktman]

George Clooney’s new summer blockbuster shames us for our roles in global warming and a potpourri of other earthly calamities.

[TheOldLady]

Thanks for asking. I’ve gotten a lot better now that I am done taking the
two “make your hair fall out and cause gushing nose bleeds” chemo drugs.

Unfortunately, I have to take the HER-2 cancer gene suppressor for the rest
of this year. I hope to be rid of doctors, hospitals, and the embedded port
in my arm forever after the suppressor drug does its job.

How’s life by you, sweetie?

[seawolf101]

Present B. Hussein Obama says that Global Warming is a National Security Threat. Isis is our enemy and also National Security Threat. Therefore, Isis is the cause of Global Warming. We need to send in our top military and attack and bomb global warming. We need to reinstate the draft of our citizens so they can attack global warming. We need an invasion plan against global warming. /sarc.

[Clara Lou]

I read yesterday that the movie was a huge flop, the biggest flop for a Memorial Day weekend since 2001. It made only $40 million for its first weekend. It cost nearly $150 million to make.

~sniff~ Poor George.