[mylife]

So many “educated” people are thick.

I had a PHD ask me what the oil light on his car meant.

He was famous for uttering the words “how could this happen?
And I would think quietly to myself, because your theories and calculations are flawed.

[kiryandil]

I had a PHD ask me what the oil light on his car meant.

LOL!

So you can see the dashboard in the dark? ROTFL!

[kiryandil]

I had a "check engine" light come on in my truck one time.

I opened the hood, and a woodchuck bailed out but pronto.

After that, I called it the "chuck engine" light...