Jason , New York State has a 'First Responders Law' which reserves a private room, furnished (athough bolted down), with a wonderful view of the Elmira skylight/nightlight.
Peaceful and quiet in bucolic Chemung County ,although with many of your same philosophy, but you won't meet them, since they are all in isolation
at the SouthPort Super-Max Correctioal Facility.
You get access to the skylight once a week through recreation, hether sunshine , moonshine, sleet , or snow.
By all means , tell us more... !
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Jason , keep your cross-country skis , and hockey skates at home , as you won’t be using them !