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Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels Are Attacking MTA Workers
Gothamist.com ^ | 29MAY2015 | Staff Writer

Posted on 05/30/2015 7:30:43 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine

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To: BenLurkin

Sounds nuts to me.


21 posted on 05/30/2015 7:45:52 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: ThomasThomas
Zombie Vampire Squirrels of the New York Under Ground.

They are real and they're in your feeder....


22 posted on 05/30/2015 7:46:01 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: Patriot Babe

That’s already started happening in Ferguson and Baltimore with plenty of other cities soon to come!


23 posted on 05/30/2015 7:47:31 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Alex Murphy


24 posted on 05/30/2015 7:47:33 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ponygirl

Old Bernie was wringing that squirrel out in the end like a sponge.


25 posted on 05/30/2015 7:48:02 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: tflabo

Yes, it was somewhat disturbing, wasn’t it?


26 posted on 05/30/2015 7:49:36 PM PDT by ponygirl (Put. A. Bird. On. It.)
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To: Texas Eagle

27 posted on 05/30/2015 7:51:24 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Zathras

As Confucius said, “Squirrels sit on rocks and crack nuts; man sits on crack and rocks nuts.”


28 posted on 05/30/2015 7:51:24 PM PDT by TonyM
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To: lbryce
as far as this couple goes....which one... do you think might be the kit, and which the kaboodle???




29 posted on 05/30/2015 7:52:01 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Publicity stunt for that stupid Patterson book, “Zoo”. Now to be a TV mini series.
30 posted on 05/30/2015 7:53:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

"Did I hear a 'go' signal?"
31 posted on 05/30/2015 7:54:06 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: onedoug

Conceal and carry peanuts at all times.


32 posted on 05/30/2015 7:54:07 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Jack Hydrazine; JoeProBono; Salamander; Slings and Arrows


33 posted on 05/30/2015 7:56:18 PM PDT by shibumi ("Walk Through the Fire, Fly Through the Smoke")
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34 posted on 05/30/2015 7:59:09 PM PDT by shibumi ("Walk Through the Fire, Fly Through the Smoke")
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To: shibumi


35 posted on 05/30/2015 8:00:42 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: BenLurkin
It's payback for all those crock pots of squirrel stew we've cooked over the years.......Night Of The Living Tree Rat.


36 posted on 05/30/2015 8:01:27 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The Avatar is back by popular request.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Now, it appears squirrels have developed a taste for salty, delectable people flesh

I thought Comrade De Blasio outlawed salt in New York.

37 posted on 05/30/2015 8:04:54 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: MeshugeMikey; Slings and Arrows
I read a nature journal about this once...


38 posted on 05/30/2015 8:05:10 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Maybe the squirrels are fighting back on the behalf of their gerbil cousins who’ve been forced into the sex slave market in certain parts of New York.


39 posted on 05/30/2015 8:06:34 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Cannabis brownies are bad for squirrels. Their behavior becomes erratic and they break out in acne pimples.


40 posted on 05/30/2015 8:06:37 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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