I’m going with the Watchers-—the alien guys who keep us on track whether we do the right thing or not. After all how does one break a femur falling off a bike? Sounds more like divine intervention. I wonder if Lurch saw a really bright light as he was going assoverteakettle? Maybe he went to Switzerland for the cheez to fix his calcium deficiency?
Giving that these guys are basically helping Ezekiel 38 come to pass, my best guess is Divine Intervention as well.
Of course, the world doesn’t take Acts 12:21-24 seriously, either.
Oh well.