Don't eat the fish on the streets, Newark residents warned

www.myfoxny.com ^ | Updated: Jun 02, 2015 6:10 AM CST | Staff

[chajin]

walking catfish

Not too many in central FL where I am, but they've been trouble in the southern part of the state since back when I lived there in the 80s.

[Milton Miteybad]

Don't eat the fish on the streets, Newark residents warned

Authorities also cautioned Newark residents to avoid placing their heads directly under any anvils randomly falling from the sky.

[doorgunner69]

Someone would actually eat them?

Well, if you live in this sewer of a place, it might not seem so strange?

[FirstFlaBn]

If those damned Republicans didn’t hate poor people so much, Newark residents would already have fish stamps and thus wouldn’t be forced to eat road catch.

[PoloSec]

Well it is NJ and Newark at that; such warnings are necessary for that entire population, in addition they should have warned don’t eat those floating around who swim the fishes.

[wrench]

And if they knew what crabs or pigs ate, they would never eat crab or pork again,

Touring a slaughter house can make one consider becoming a vegetarian.

Some recent immigrants likely consider free fish in the streets part of the American dream.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Probably cleaner than the Chinese tilapia at your grocers...

[Hot Tabasco]

We have Walking Catfish here in Florida..

Why did the catfish cross the road?

[Buckeye McFrog]

And if they knew what crabs or pigs ate, they would never eat crab or pork again

Somebody did. And he gave this advice and some stone tablets to a guy on a mountaintop, 5000 years ago.

[woodbutcher1963]

Or Lobster, the garbage disposal of the Atlantic.

[duffee]

I’m a vegetarian and only eat vegetables, mostly corn which has been re-processed into cows, pigs, chickens and farm raised Mississippi catfish.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Why did the catfish cross the road?

To get on a bus and go meet the girl he'd been yanking around on Facebook.

[b4its2late]

Good point.

[thanatz]

Don’t eat fish off the street — and it would probably also be a good idea to avoid ordering fish dishes at the local Chinese restaurants for a couple of weeks.

[Red Badger]

To get to the other fried...............

[Hot Tabasco]

LOL!

I thought it was just following the chicken........but now I know why the chicken crossed.

[aomagrat]

My first thought was the title referred to street vendors.

“Fresh Fish!”

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

“We have Walking Catfish here in Florida....................”

And Jew fish too.

5.56mm

[VanShuyten]

Fish in the street?

Does this mean the EPA will declare NYC streets to be “part of the navigable waters of the US”?

[Red Badger]

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