[Sans-Culotte]

This is America. We don't care about the sports they play in other countries. Our version of football is loosely based on soccer and rugby. Our baseball is likewise loosely based on cricket. If we'd wanted to play or watch those European sports, we wouldn't have invented our own versions! I doubt soccer would be as popular as it is if not for the influx of third worlders and the fact that both boys and girls can play it in school as it is seen as a unisex game.

[Inyo-Mono]

Perfect!