[forgotten man]

Did I ever tell you about how I was drafted at the age of 11 and earned a battlefield commission in Vietnam. I was a colonel at the age of 14. After my secret mission to Cambodia with John Kerry I met Raquel Welch at the Bob Hope show. I spent hours taking a bubble bath with Raquel and blah blah blah...../s

[Vendome]

I’m so jealous!

Did you get in on the action with Hanoi Jane too?

[right way right]

Tell us more about the bubble bath....

Hero’s don’t talk much, and I don’t think they should have to.

[smokingfrog]

I assassinated Ho Chi Min on a secret mission to N Vietnam, but of course they replaced him with a look-alike. I got a little drunk one night and accidentally told my girlfriend Ann Margaret about it. Luckily, she kept my secret.

[Graybeard58]

I was born June 29th., 1945. Too late to help out with the war in Europe but I did co pilot the Enola Gay.

Here's a picture of me from that era: