[Arthur McGowan]

I remember in the 70’s, talking to some kids who hated the metric system. They thought it was “complicated.” Turned out that their school was making them memorize CONVERSIONS—i.e., Englsh to metric, metric to English. Some years later, I noticed the PSA’s weren’t taking that approach.

The metric system is straight out of French rationalism. I.e., it’s demonic.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The metric system is straight out of French rationalism. I.e., it’s demonic.

So we'll be headed straight to Hell at five kilometers per hour.