Probably just as well she didn’t make it back with the crowbar.
We would be starting a crowbar waiting list, registration and town hall meetings on the dangers of crowbar ownership. Glad she carries one in her car for emergencies. If she would have ‘open carried’ the dude would never have said anything.
Also, the son will probably get off because if Momma thought her son would ‘protect her honor’, she wouldn’t have had to shuffle out to get the crowbar.....
“I will give up my crowbar when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers”.....etc etc
Only for black tactical crowbars. And of course, the feds would give grants to the cops to get military crowbars made of titanium with ergonomic carbon-fiber handles for a thousand tax-dollars a pop, while everyone else had to make do with steel. Freepers would argue the various merits of length, shape and diameter, based on high-speed videos of various options button hitting watermelons. Then the thread would wind out on arguments of watermelons versus coconuts versus denting plastic explosives like they used to do in 'Nam before they lit it on fire to cook dinner in the the bush. And, of course, there would be the argument about Saturday Night Crowbars and the plight of the poor needing self- defense weapons too. And finally, BATF would be caught setting up an illegal sting operation smuggling cheap Chinese crowbars into the hands of street thugs while Pelosi introduced a crowbar-control law that mandated checking children's lunches for "weldable metal material of ballistic weight" as specified in 1,947 additional pages to of added to the Federal Register once Republicans stopped protecting the slaughter on the streets with their partisan indifference to the suffering of the folks.