[2ndDivisionVet]

David Icke, please call your office.

[Veggie Todd]

Shaq, I agree with you. Please send me $5 million and I will investigate this thoroughly. I will leave no stone unturned.

[Norm Lenhart]

Take a 100K pound chunk of aluminum/steel and throw it at a building at a few hundred mph. See if it doesn’t go freely through Shack.

It will pass through just fine. Steel beams/girders haZ lotsa space between them.

[Cowboy Bob]

I want to hear his thoughts on the economy and unemployment. What’s the truth there?

[AlmaKing]

Shaq shooting bricks again

[Pontiac]

First, he insists the composition of the buildings was too strong and “wouldn’t allow a plane to slice through it as cleanly as Flight 175 did.”

A Boeing 757-300 weighing 270,000 lbs flying at 500 miles per hour is easily going to penetrate any building that does not have thick concrete steel reinforced exterior walls (Nuclear Reactor Containment building)

[KitJ]

Isaac Newton is raciss...

He’s guilty of thought crime. Indict!

[Jeff Chandler]

Shaq? Hell, Wilt would have brought him to tears on the court.

[Kickass Conservative]

You would think a 300 Pound Basketball Player would understand Inertia. Then again, it is Shaq...

[equaviator]

“...he insists the composition of the buildings was too strong and “wouldn’t allow a plane to slice through it as cleanly as Flight 175 did”

Shaq the Quack, his lab coat way too small, wearing his Lakers warm-up underneath, hi-top basketball shoes and a set of “Nutty Professor” teeth in his mouth, taps the 10-foot wooden pointer on an oversized green chalkboard where his original calculations are prominently displayed. However, it’s just another cartoon.

[fredhead]

Hey Shaq, I think the Icy Hot went to your head.

[kenmcg]

Shaq should stick to hoops.

[BigCinBigD]

I didn’t know they even made Tin foil hats that big...

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Does Sly Stone know about this ?

[McGruff]

Well Shaq wasn’t hired for his IQ.

[Rumplemeyer]

The Towers failed as designed.
They collapsed vertically as the floor beams sagged as a result of the fire, as they sagged they came off the beam seats and fell to the floor below, exceeding the load capacity of the supporting steel and this accelerated with each floor.

The concern at the time of construction was a winter hurricane, a category 5. The fear was the tower or towers could fall like a tree and cause a domino effect up Manhattan.
Because of this fear, the floors were designed to walk off the beam seats if the buildings leaned to far off-center, preventing them from falling over. It was also assumed that they would have enough time to empty the building before the storm.

[Gay State Conservative]

Until the faculty of either MIT or Cal Tech takes out a full page ad in the NY Times stating that the “official” version could not have happened my advice to Shaq is “shut up and dribble”!

[stevie_d_64]

So that explains his poor free throw shooting percentage!!!