There, fixed it.
You didn’t read the entire article.
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of War!
Grab your six pack and bowel of popcorn kiddies. If you're not in the direct line of fire, and by this time if you have any sense you are not, this should be really entertaining. We can watch the culmination of thirty plus years of progressive / socialist control eat itself.
Oh yeah, got ammo?