That’s one heck of a boat you’ve got there, Joe
yeah, and it’s 100% handmade
Just think of all that cruelty to innocent plants (trees are "plants I don't care what anybody says different) which was part of the work that exploiter of natural resources obviously had to callously engage in to build that big 'ol boat.
It's no wonder that even God was angry, and tried to drown him like a rat...like a rat caught in the rising sea levels...which more recent rises of, have been temporarily abated by the election of the majic halfrican (may pork be upon him), sparing innocent 'rats from further calamity.
Praise be to Allah to those whom may pork be upon them!