Go hug a marxist. It will help you with your condition, WPS. Whipped Puppy Syndrome. Boehner is the textbook case.
I will. Hugging always helps. Now for your counter. You need three. One is a nuclear Armageddon clock. Next, a count down to the second coming. Finally the counter you care most about...the murders committed by blacks on whites. You don’t need the number of Christians killed by non-Christians as that is an input into your Second Comming counter. Imagine the fun you’d have with that!