[Poison Pill]

Charlotte Hinson, a fifth-grade teacher in Louisiana who uses the Bible as part of classroom discussions of creationism and evolution, explained her rationale in a much shorter sentence. Hinson wrote in a newspaper column in her local paper, “God made science.”

Maybe Charlotte could have her class do a project on the scientific identification of witches. You can't kill them until you know who they are.

[AppyPappy]

Witches are an odd lot. They claim to have certain powers that they deny having when dragged into court.

I worked with a witch one time. She threatened another employee with a hex. He complained to management and hilarity ensued. Management couldn’t dismiss the accusation because of diversity measures. The witch had to admit that hexes weren’t real so it wasn’t an actual threat.