I have long thought that Muslims were the most sexually maladjusted people on the planet.
But then these articles about Japan keep cropping up. Anime cartoon sex. Used panty vending machines. Groupies throwing themselves at a gorilla.
I may have to revise my opinion.
“He often rests his chin on his hands and looks intently at you,”
Sheesh. I do that and people call the police.
Cripes, if he moves to American and gets an Hawaiian “certificate of live birth”, no telling what could happen.
He looks like Paulie Walnuts.
Japanese are VERY odd.
Japanese women go ape over surprisingly handsome gorilla
By Wilfred Chan and Yoko Wakatsuki, CNN
June 26, 2015
A surprisingly hunky male gorilla, Shabani, has female humans going ape after mugshots of the 18-year-old animal began going viral on Twitter.
Zoo officials tell CNN that young women have been flocking to see the pretty primate, who lives at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/26/asia/handsome-gorilla-shabani/index.html
Smoldering poses? Ugh. Yes, I have said “that’s a good looking horse or dog or...but not in a weird, hairy jungle primate you turn me on sense.
I love the Japanese for all their weirdness, bless their gorilla-loving hearts.
"IT'S TWUE! IT'S TWUE!"
Ok then.
I’m not surprised coming from a culture who find mutilated/bound feet on a woman (who can barely take a step) to be beautiful. Not surprised, but fairly repulsed actually.
Let's see the gorilla do Blue Steel!
Japan is very peculiar in some ways. Very driven to extremes for such locked down people, they do say you need to watch the quiet ones...
I have to say... as gorillas go he is pretty handsome. Aw, who am I kidding, I’D HIT IT!
Obviously the gorilla identifies as a handsome Asian man. You people are all just specist haters.
Ok seriously, that’s a pretty monkey.
“Apeman” by the Kinks
I think I’m sophisticated
‘Cos I’m living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody’s multiplying
Till they’re walking round like flies, man
So I’m no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
‘Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I’m so educated and I’m so civilized
‘Cos I’m a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man
I’m an ape man I’m a King Kong man I’m ape ape man
I’m an ape man
‘Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
In man’s evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I’d be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
‘Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I’m an ape, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I look out my window, but I can’t see the sky
‘Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man
I’ll be your Tarzan, you’ll be my Jane
I’ll keep you warm and you’ll keep me sane
And we’ll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man
I’m an ape man.
I don’t feel safe in this world no more
I don’t want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.