Hey some of those farmers daughters are pretty hot in Constable too so.....you know... ;)
Anyway, on a miserably drizzly, damp, dank June day, the jort-wearing David Sweat was shot in an open field and captured.
His accomplice was shot a couple days ago three times in the head and he was said to be wearing a pair of jorts as well. The autopsy also showed that his body was covered in mosquito bites and other rashes and bugbites that are consistent with spending three weeks on the run in the outdoors.
This miserable pair were obviously not very intelligent - barely making it 30 miles away from the prison despite having over two weeks lead time.
When I say the weather is wet and miserable, that's exactly what I mean. In Malone, NY, the current temperature is a chilly 57.7 degree with a cold rain. I am guessing that David Sweat was wet and miserable as he lumbered through the fields in his ridiculous jorts.
See here for why men should never wear jorts.
Morons. They deserve their fate.