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At the three-day mark, the new mom started a signal fire that erupted into a forest fire. Within hours, a U.S. Forest Service worker located the fire, and then Pangborn and her newborn.

That's one way to get them to find you!

1 posted on 06/30/2015 9:13:08 AM PDT by dware
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To: dware

Fortunately she took a couple of containers of milk with her to share with her baby.


2 posted on 06/30/2015 9:15:46 AM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: dware

Age 35. How stupid, let me count the ways.
Cell phone charge
Gasoline
Driving alone in forest
In labor yet
Trying to do something original in labor like take a different path...


3 posted on 06/30/2015 9:16:17 AM PDT by Buttons12
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Case and point — people like this shouldn’t be procreating.


4 posted on 06/30/2015 9:16:34 AM PDT by George from New England (escaped CT in 2006, now living north of Tampa)
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To: dware

Yep, seems like the signal worked!


6 posted on 06/30/2015 9:18:44 AM PDT by Boogieman
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Is this a ‘bastard child’ or is she one of the protected class?


7 posted on 06/30/2015 9:18:52 AM PDT by Mr. K (Palin/Cruz - to defeat HilLIARy/Warren)
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To: dware

Pangborn?


9 posted on 06/30/2015 9:21:02 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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And the wolves raised the child in the way it should be....


16 posted on 06/30/2015 9:29:20 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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I expected to see the word “dumbass” in the title.


19 posted on 06/30/2015 9:35:05 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (Psalm 14:1 ~ The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”)
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To: dware
My husband used to deer hunt in south Texas. One day he came upon a woman giving birth on the ground under a bush. He went to find a phone, it was before cell phones, to call an ambulance. When the ambulance got there she was gone. Another native born Texan!
21 posted on 06/30/2015 9:38:11 AM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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I hope her parents aren’t counting on this trailblazer to look after them when they’re old enough to need looking after.


23 posted on 06/30/2015 9:40:32 AM PDT by Buttons12
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To: dware
At the three-day mark, the new mom started a signal fire that erupted into a forest fire.

The way her story was going you almost expect the next thing to happen was a C-130 dumping a load of fire retardant on her head.

24 posted on 06/30/2015 9:47:26 AM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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Do not drive when you are in labor!


27 posted on 06/30/2015 10:15:19 AM PDT by jocon307
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Where’s Daddy?... if she knows..


30 posted on 06/30/2015 10:32:22 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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I call this pulling a Stolpa. Sort a California version of the Darwin award or also know as a Donner award

http://stupidisafiveletterword.blogspot.com/2013/02/just-call-me-stolpa.html

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/01/08/us/family-survives-week-in-a-snowbound-wild.html

32 posted on 06/30/2015 10:47:42 AM PDT by Polynikes (What would Walt Kowalski do. In the meantime "GET OFF MY LAWN")
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