That's a good line. Why don't you go over to WaPo and post it there? Really. Freepers have some of the best comebacks but if we don't post them out there where they will be seen by the world they are kind of wasted.
Would you ask Monet to paint a yard-sale sign?
Would you ask Caruso to sing “Happy Birthday” to a dog?
Would you ask Shakespeare to write a product warranty card?
Well, I would if there was enough money in it.
And that’s how I feel about The Washington Post. I’d write for them if there was enough money in it. I’m talking BIG money. The kind of money where I could buy the things I’ve always dreamt of having like a lock washer or an oven mitt.
No....Free Republic is the place for me.
I feel wanted here....just like I’m wanted in New Jersey for jaywalking.