[Liz]

You'll love being locked-up here.

A home away from home. BBQ and beer every Sat night.
Friendly, helpful prison guards ready to do your bidding.
Escape routes prominently displayed....you're out in a jiffy.
Dr Ruth on-hand for consultation---"how to get it on in the slammer."

Endorsed by Bill Clinton (for a Foundation donation):

"If I was being locked up, I'd choose Clinton Correctional."

[annieokie]

Your post is so ironic, being the name Clinton. In the above article I found this ironic statement regarding Clinton.

"""three members of Clinton’s executive team had been placed on administrative leave along with nine security staff employees""""