Yea, that too...
Whatsa matter, it’s about love, doncha know?
Pretty soon she’ll consummate the marriage and have a litter...right?
After all, “species” is just a social construct!
Consenting Adults, as in Incestuous and Polygamous Marriage.
Animals can Consent to Bestiality the way a Fetus has a Choice in Abortion.
The man holding the parrot in a cage looked at the magnificent Great Dane and carefully said,
“So, you’re here to get him neutered?”
And she replied,
“No, he’s here to get his toe-nails clipped.”
Fran Drescher married her dog?
She was working at a pet shop in Flushing, Queens
When the manager kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
What’s she to do? Where’s she to go? She’s bereft of her beagle
So down the coast to DC to the Supreme Court’s door
She was there to watch the proceedings, but the justices saw more
They saw rights that weren’t there, from mid-air
That’s how cross-species marriage became legal