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To: NKP_Vet
Chocolate is racist then. So are marshmallows.

No more S'mores?

2 posted on 07/06/2015 9:11:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
Racist? No more than Disney's Song of the South. Why is it locked away in some vault since the 80’s?
7 posted on 07/06/2015 9:23:17 PM PDT by Kozy
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To: BenLurkin

“No more S’mores?”

The very word “S’more” signals rapacious unsustainable overconsumption — a greedy desire to seize more than one’s fair share. We need to ban S’mores, and start teaching our children to gather around the carbon-neutral solar cooker and enjoy “S’less”s — Tofu lumps topped with seitan and kale, to save the planet.


10 posted on 07/06/2015 9:48:09 PM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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To: BenLurkin

S’mores represent rampant miscegenation.

Gotta ban ‘em.


15 posted on 07/06/2015 11:55:09 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: BenLurkin

American Smores...
Where white
And chocolate come together!!!


17 posted on 07/07/2015 12:38:06 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: BenLurkin

I am personally offended by the word “Cracker”, so I believe we should start boycotting anything that has the word “Cracker” on it, beginning with those awful saltines...


32 posted on 07/07/2015 7:57:38 AM PDT by LeftiesBinWhinin (Nothing matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view.)
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