There are over 5,800 licensed Florida chiropractors alone. On average, 16 of them will die each day.
16 per day?
They went to the kaamikaze school of chiropractic.
16 x 365 = 5840. Wiped them out in one year.
16 x 365 = 5,840
All dead in one year, plus 40 extra (56 in a leap year) to cover any discrepancies...
"16 per day?"
Right, every licensed chiropractor within the state of Florida dies within a year. No wonder they are all advertising for customers, it is hard to run a business with such a short lifetime. /sarc