The best one is “The headlines read “Indians Vow to Endeavor to Persevere”. We though a long time about that, and in the end we delcared war on the doubletongues!” Or some such.
Gonna add that to the ol’ tagline!
Lone Watie:
We thought about it for a long time, “Endeavor to persevere.” And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.