When dealing with the police, I have found that “yes sir” and “no sir” will get you a lot further than “FU”.
Yup....me too....but not everyone is wired like that and cops are trained to deal with people who are upset.
The cops here in toledo are actually pretty cool...you really have to be acting stupid to piss them off....they have seen it all and yawn.
But if you really want to be an assclown...they will do the paperwork and process your ass.
I actually got to kick my ex wife’s boyfriend’s ass in my front yard AND get him arrested...
And as he was crying and whining about getting “assaulted” after calling me out at 2:45 in the morning...
The cop accidentally thumped the boyfriends head on the cruiser while trying to help him into the car....LOL
When you get out in the burbs they call back up for jaywalkers....cuz that is about all they have to do I guess.
Queue Chris Rock’s “How not to get your ass kicked by the police”