Maybe Austin should relocate to Kalifornia.
Won't work. We have Spare the Air days, which seem to happen on nice weather days, where outside burning is prohibited. You can be fined for operating BBQs, fireplace burning, or operating lawn mowers.
I've been to Austin many times, seems more crazy than Berkeley in California. Lots of fags in Austin with painted hair and nose rings.
Every day 200 Kalifornians move to Texas.