"Men, women, lbqt? whatevers, this is a fight unlike any we have undertaken. No one has ever won a climate war by sunburning for their country. They won it by making the sun burn itself! This is the finest army of sensitively trained people ever assembled since this afternoon. No feelings will be hurt as we tackle the greatest threat to mankind since the tea party, climate change! As you charge that approaching hurricane with nothing but your pink poster saying, "Love Wins", I want you to think about all that you have done to stop this threat. Driving a Prius, having no children and using only one sheet of toilet paper to wipe, which I must say I am downwind of you, so I will soon move. Now go out there and show them that we will defeat the powers of the sun and gravity!!!