[C. Edmund Wright]

What kind of IQ does it take to focus on the scoreboard before the game even starts....before the first debate, the first ad, the first anything?

....I’m thinking not a very big one.

[jjsheridan5]

What kind of IQ does it take to focus on the scoreboard before the game even starts....before the first debate, the first ad, the first anything?

....I’m thinking not a very big one

Right up your alley, then. Throw in a descriptor like "must have huge, but very unwarranted ego, no real intelligence (or must hide intelligence well beneath a veneer of idiocy)", and the job is yours.