???
"IN THE EVENT" ... you wanted your spirit to be OWNED BY SATAN ... that's the way to go.
"IN THE EVENT" ... you wanted to GET RICH breaking the LAW and selling people the FALSE notion that the MURDERS they've been for years FOR PROFIT, will suddenly be
"worth it" ... that's the way to go.
AND
"IN THE EVENT" we had a buzzard with a radio stuck up his butt, flying around ... WE'D HAVE MUSIC IN THE SKY ... !
< /sarc>