Our thinking and thought processes are being highjacked by a language only frightened toads would use
"Well officer, I believe I was at my store around .... ohhhh ... I don't know, I believe it was about 8 oclock when suddenly !
I believe a man with what I believe was a gun burst through the door and I believe he said "Show me da money!"
Ande honestly officer, I believe he was serious and I believe I was really, really scared
So I believe I think I reached down and pulled my gun from what I believe is my counter and I belive I shot what I believe is the robber
I believe I fired more than once or maybe only once, I believe I was pretty shaken
I believe it was THEN that I believe I called you and I believe YOU are the cop I believe I'me giving my statement to"
Because of your belief, you may go in peace, Amen
-—”shooting victim”—????
And who is the person who believes this?!? The "reporter"? The police? Some entity who "reportedly" told some other entity that two thieves were trying to rob (contrasted to actually robbing) two victims?
Using the unidentified passive voice in "news" articles is a disreputable technique to tapdance around not knowing something or just making it up. But that's why it's called the "fifth-column media."