Recently a friend of mine was required to obtain a new social security card because his old one was encased in plastic, as they were produced many decades ago. He brought his birth certificate to the local Social Security office and they wouldn’t accept it because it was actually a Certificate of Live Birth—exactly the document Obama uses to “verify” that he was born in Hawaii. The SS office worker told my friend it wasn’t a valid birth certificate and couldn’t be used to verify his birth.
I woulda told her to kiss my ass