hah! Good laughs here! I translated it as.
“You don’t like Trump, therefore you gotta be anti-conservative and phony” (like Trump).
Needed a good laugh, has been a long day. Cheers!
You must giggle a lot if you mistranslated "Stopping abortion funding is a good thing and pissing in your milk because you can't also bury the rest of the organization is stupid if you really have stopping abortion as your main point" into something that allows you to remain irrational and go all Joe (everything's a funny joke) Biden....