[Tenacious 1]

If you mention the Constitution, she’d probably think she was going on a boat ride around Boston Harbor. She is the definition of the term ditz.

You might have to explain the definition of a constituition in something less complicated than the name of a boat. Tell her it's an intellectual way to convey the removal of bowels whilst sitting on a commode. She might even get an aneurysm trying to keep up.

[seawolf101]

She might even get an aneurysm trying to keep up.

I had to stop and cleanup my keyboard. That was a helluva mental image. That just means her ass is going to get bigger.

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL!