The whole thing (that's *everything* from Jimmy Carter's cancer to Mooch's Black Widow Dress to John Boehner's tan) is a conspiracy developed by Ninja Frogmen who are rogue agents, all of them grads of the Navy BUDS training and funded by George Soros, Beyonce', JayZ, Karl Rove and Harold Stassen.
Their ultimate goal is to rule the world by controlling the supply of flavor enhancers, diet pills, bath salts and flaked formed and pressed chicken by products.
Think I'm making this up?
Here's photographic proof -
The recent crash in the Chinese stock market is an overt attempt to control all "Chicken Ham" production in the PRC.
Hawai'i is the port of entry for these goods into the US market.
When Barky was in high school he was a kingpin in the formation of the operatives for this gang. Everybody thought he was a pothead, but "Choom" was a corruption of "Chinese Chicken Ham."