A nerdish guy where I used to work came in one morning and asked me if I knew what marijuana looked like. I allowed as how I had seen pictures of it. Heh, heh.
Then he showed me the joint he found.
We opened it up, and inside was a single twig that was as thick as a pencil and about 2 inches long.
I told him I didn’t think he should smoke it.
Pennsylvanian Thai stick?
LOL