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87-year-old man accused of soliciting a prostitute earns pass from prosecutor
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Posted on 09/02/2015 12:01:51 PM PDT by bigdaddy45

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To: bigdaddy45

Klein allegedly claimed he thought the woman he approached was someone he knew from church.

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I’ve read that sometimes a traffic cop will let you go if you give them a clever line they haven’t heard before.


41 posted on 09/02/2015 12:50:40 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: WayneS

What church? Why, “Our Lady of the Evening,” silly.


42 posted on 09/02/2015 12:53:16 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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To: bigdaddy45

They should give him a citation...............


43 posted on 09/02/2015 12:53:33 PM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: bigdaddy45
In his defense, he was parked outside the location of the old Coast-to-Coast store and was shouting that he “Needed a hoe real bad”
44 posted on 09/02/2015 12:54:31 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: bigdaddy45

Well, bless his heart.


45 posted on 09/02/2015 12:54:58 PM PDT by mumblypeg (I've seen the future; brother it is murder. -L. Cohen)
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To: clamper1797

He needs to See Alice..............


46 posted on 09/02/2015 12:55:10 PM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: nascarnation

“If I could Ci-alis (See Alice) I wouldn’t NEED the Viagra!”


47 posted on 09/02/2015 12:55:22 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: BigEdLB

I was thinking at 87, he probably forgot he wasn’t functional.


48 posted on 09/02/2015 12:56:41 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: BigEdLB

I was thinking at 87, he probably forgot he wasn’t functional.


49 posted on 09/02/2015 12:56:41 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Bailiff, whack his pee pee.


50 posted on 09/02/2015 12:59:11 PM PDT by McGruff (Paid for by Hillary For Prison 2016)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

At 87, you’re taking so many pills, what’s a little penicillin to top it off?


51 posted on 09/02/2015 1:01:23 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: McGruff

C & C LOL


52 posted on 09/02/2015 1:02:47 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: bigdaddy45
We just had a 76 year old "highly respected" attorney picked up on prostitution solicitation charges. That would be in Rochester NY, my old hometown. We're all still laughing.

Book'm Dano.....

53 posted on 09/02/2015 1:03:42 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: bigdaddy45

Good God...sometimes the jokes just write themselves.


54 posted on 09/02/2015 1:03:58 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: Gamecock

“What kind of church does this guy attend? “

The Church of The Second Coming?


55 posted on 09/02/2015 1:04:47 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: bigdaddy45
Reminds me of a joke:

What's the definition of an optimist?

An optimist is an 80 year old guy who marries an 18 year old girl and buys a house near a school.

56 posted on 09/02/2015 1:06:14 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: Gen.Blather


57 posted on 09/02/2015 1:12:05 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: bigdaddy45

“Klein allegedly claimed he thought the woman he approached was someone he knew from church.”

The single excuse Bill Clinton never, ever used.


58 posted on 09/02/2015 1:12:42 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This space for rent.)
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To: Ahithophel

No, THIS is funny! I knew I’d get a laugh out of this thread!!


59 posted on 09/02/2015 1:18:18 PM PDT by punditwannabe
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To: red-dawg

Very apropos!!!


60 posted on 09/02/2015 1:20:24 PM PDT by punditwannabe
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