87-year-old man accused of soliciting a prostitute earns pass from prosecutor

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[Catmom]

They need to take Viagra off the Medicare Part D list.

[nascarnation]

Currently auditioning for a Cialis commercial...

[Ahithophel]

Good decision; prosecutor probably wouldn’t’ve been able to get the evidence to stand up in court anyway.

[nascarnation]

LOL it varies by insurance provider.
Mine (ExpressSripts) covers “Cialis for daily use” but not Viagra.

[WayneS]

Okay, THAT is funny.

[lee martell]

Ha!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

In sufficient evidence.

[PGR88]

The suspect was released into the custody of his parents with a warning....

[ClearCase_guy]

The old guy wanted to get off easy — but not like this.

[stephenjohnbanker]

VD is better at 87?

[Romulus]

A prosecutor who’d like to run for higher office.

[shotgun]

He wanted to go out with a bang...

[red-dawg]

An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession.
The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 80 years
old and I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car and said they were on spring break and needed directions and we got into a discussion and they offered
to drive me home and on the way one of them asked me the last time I'd had sex and I told them it had been years and
she said would I like to have some fun and before I knew it the three of us were in my apartment and I had the most magnificent sex for two nights and the day between and they're still there waiting for me and promised they'd show me things I never even knew a
man and woman could do. And that's why I've come to confession."

And the priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"

And the old man says, "Actually, this is the first time."

And the priest says, "You're 80 years old and this is your first confession? Why now?"

And the old man says, "Because I'm Jewish."

And the priest asks, "In that case, why are you telling me?"

And the old man says, "I'm telling everybody."

[Squantos]

Have to wonder what the church girl , whom he thought the police woman was, is selling ......:o)

[beethovenfan]

The guy’s a real optimist.

[Autonomous User]

I think he was out collecting for the Red Cross.

[ballearthout]

True love waits.

[Magnum44]

LOL

[JOHN ADAMS]

Reminds me of the following Churchill anecdote:

During World War II, an aide read to Churchill an account in a tabloid: A seventy-five-year-old man on a cold January day-with the temperature thirty-five degrees below freezing had propositioned a nineteen-year-old girl to have sex on the grass in Hyde Park.

Churchill replied to the aide, “Over seventy-five! Below-zero temperature! It makes you proud to be an Englishman!”

http://waranecdotes.blogspot.com/2009/09/cold-and-hot.html

[Responsibility2nd]

GRAND RAPIDS, MI – The 87-year-old man police say was soliciting an undercover cop posing as a prostitute will not be prosecuted.

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Sorry, but the evidence will not stand up in court (or any place else for that matter), so the prosecutors case is limp at best.