16 posted on
09/04/2015 12:49:14 PM PDT by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
"There is not enough forensic evidence to conclusively fill out an autopsy report without risking a falsifying official documents charges. Therefore I will move this case directly to the cold case classification. This concludes our press conference."
[Walks away from mic, pulls out cell phone and books a tee time...]