She’s so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot.
She disappeared into fat-air.
She jumped up as high as she could once and got stuck there.
She so stupid he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
She so stupid she think that she can justify executing someone based on their eye appearance. But she so fat you can't tell her eyes are open.
Finally... she so stupid she votes democrat.
When she steps on the scale, the scale goes, “One at a time!”