Too many fish,
too few bicycles.
Good one!
Well played, Sir.
Mary Cooper: You think maybe the reason why you’re having trouble finding a guy to settle down with is because you’re letting ‘em ride the roller coaster without buying the ticket?
Penny: Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to “spin the teacups”.
Penny: Now, I’m going out tonight; would it be crazy to ask you to look at the outfit I’m gonna wear?
Mary Cooper: Oh, not crazy at all, and don’t beat yourself up. When I was your age you could have me for a car ride and a bottle of strawberry wine.
Penny: Oh, Mrs. Cooper, it smells so good.
Mary Cooper: You take notes, darling. The real way to get a man is with melted cheese and cream of mushroom soup; he’ll die at 50, but his love will be true.