[Oscar in Batangas]

Dear Europe,

I believe that the proper solution to this situation is to grant refugee status to any woman, child under the age of sixteen, and elders over the age of sixty.

All men between 16 and 60 should be compelled to do the patriotic deed of returning to their homeland, reclaiming it from the islamists, and securing it for the safe repatriation by their families.

It may seem unfairly brutal, but afterall, war IS hell. And those able-bodied men have an obligation to their own country.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

the proper solution to this situation is to grant refugee status to any woman, child under the age of sixteen, and elders over the age of sixty...All men between 16 and 60 should be compelled to do the patriotic deed of returning to their homeland,

Unlike here, it probably isn't hard to tell the difference.